30 August 2009

My Life, According to a Paparrazo

Juniper Trela was most recently seen at the recycling drop off approximately 2 miles from her home, dressed like she always is in jeans, a tank top and a pair of well-worn, outdated flip flops. Apparently, she's taking the recycling thing a little too far!

A source very close to Juniper says, "Jun Jun's involvement with recycling things is really just a way to keep her mind off the fact that she's single. She really wants a boyfriend!"

As most of her fans know, her break up last year with an as-'til-then anonymous chef, Luke Meinert, was a public spectacle. Everyone was waiting for her to go on suicide watch, as she was frequently in the same outfit two days in a row and had taken to eating nearly an entire bag of Tostitos with salsa in one sitting.

Another source who has been friends with Juniper since before she became a household name says, "That was a really hard time for her. Even her super successful career couldn't keep her happy. It's like she just stopped having a reason to live, but luckily, she received a lot of help for that and all of us were there for her."

But there might be good news on the horizon for our favorite sci-fi/fantasy writer. Last week, she was spotted chatting it up with an unidentified man in a Nashville convenience store. The two seemed very friendly and might have possibly exchanged numbers. Now, if we can only get her out of that outfit!

7 comments:

  1. She sounds comfortably dressed to me... :-)
    Thanks for the Target Women link. I'm hooked!

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  2. You are more than welcome!

    There's only one "Target Women" that I wasn't too fond of. I think it was the one about how the Today Show was trying to kill Ann Curry. It just wasn't funny.

    But I am rarely, if ever, disappointed in the currentTV crew.

    Oh! And just so you know, Sarah Haskins has written a screenplay that's being filmed right now that looks awesome. I'll have to find the link to the story about it. Damn, my lack of a photographic memory.

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  3. It's satire, Stef. SATIRE. If I were a famous person, this is probably what would be written about me. It kind of loses its punch if I have to explain it.

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  4. And looking back at that comment, rest assure that Stef and I are related, so we can speak to each other in this manner. FYI. :)

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  5. You have an "Honest Scrap" award waiting for you over at my blog.

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  6. Hola, sissybug. Head over to my blog to receive the Honest Scrap Award!!!! :-D Yay!

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